O.K. why is nobody on the parade ground ? Not in a good mood as O/H's alarm clock woke me up at 6.00am, he had gone downstairs and haven't bothered to switch it off !
Private Moon you had better report to the army optician as either you need new glasses or your rifle site needs adjustment. (thankyou )
Private Buttons I despair, mine is at it again. He has decided to repaint a small dresser in our kitchen but instead of waiting until he has time to finish it he started last night when I was out in the garden picking blackberries and couldn't say anything. So I now have a half painted dresser stood in the middle of my kitchen floor with all the contents from it all over my kitchen table. He is working all today and playing tennis this evening and working tomorrow so I'm going to have to put up with all the mess until at least Sunday when it is dry.