The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.
Talking to her about computer hardware I make my mother board.
Personal ads on the Internet are a kind of dater-processing.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Have you heard about that online origami store? It folded.
Mischievous lambs post their videos on Ewe Tube.
Some newspaper howlers
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse to Work After Death
Suspected Beer Thief Leaves Liquid Trail
Statistics Show Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25
One-Armed Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers
Man Married, Sentenced on Same Day
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
One day, 3 men died and went to heaven. "Religion?" God's secretary asked the first man.
"Jewish," the man replied.
"Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8," the secretary said.
"Religion?" he asked the second man.
"Muslim."
"Go to room 10, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."
"Religion?" he asked the third man.
"Agnostic."
"Go to room 71, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."
"Why must I be quiet when I go past room 8?" the man asked.
The secretary replied, "Oh, the Catholics are in room 8, and they think that they are they only ones here."
What do you call ....
.... a girl with a laptop on her head? Adele
a French man wearing sandals? Phillipe Follop.
a man with no shins? Tony.
a woman with a pole either side of her? Annette
a woman with a pint of lager balanced in one hand, a pint of bitter in the other and a pint of Guinness on her head? Beatrix
a man who’s not religious? Godfrey
a woman who throws her bills on the fire? Bernadette
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