A friend recommended . . . .

[damian_steele]

I was down the pub last week and saw a friend of mine really going at it with his girlfriend. Their argument was so heated I thought they were going to kill each other on the spot, but luckily they broke off and left through separate exits.

A few days later I bumped into him and asked how things were. To my surprise he told me that everything was peachy; in fact, it was better than ever. He and his girlfriend had sorted things out. He said they do this all the time and then have make up sex and everything is fantastic afterwards. He definitely recommended it, so I thought I'd have a go.

So last night I had this huge row with my other half over nothing in particular. She called me names. I called her worse. She threw things at me and I ducked out to go down the pub. Later I returned to try this make up sex thing.

Why am I telling you all this? Because I need advice on how to get the mascara off my trousers and the lipstick off my nether regions.









And, by the way, I can't recommended the make-up sex. It does nothing for me.

[suesjools]

LOL!

Best wishes for many sales to all,

[tonyreddevil]

I was down the pub last week and saw a friend of mine really going at it with his girlfriend. Their argument was so heated I thought they were going to kill each other on the spot, but luckily they broke off and left through separate exits.

A few days later I bumped into him and asked how things were. To my surprise he told me that everything was peachy; in fact, it was better than ever. He and his girlfriend had sorted things out. He said they do this all the time and then have make up sex and everything is fantastic afterwards. He definitely recommended it, so I thought I'd have a go.

So last night I had this huge row with my other half over nothing in particular. She called me names. I called her worse. She threw things at me and I ducked out to go down the pub. Later I returned to try this make up sex thing.

"Why am I telling you all this? Because I need advice on how to get the mascara off my trousers and the lipstick off my nether regions."



good one heard similar before.Damien Are You Still Fishing?









And, by the way, I can't recommended the make-up sex. It does nothing for me.

good one heard similar before.Damian Are You Still Fishing?

[damian_steele]

heard similar before.

Just goes to show how hard it is to be original when making up a joke.

Are You Still Fishing?

Not right now, I'm at the computer.

[shabbird]

Lol :d

[tonyreddevil]

Cheers Tony