Oh wow, Trish, what is it about men? My ex was a clumsy piece of work; I'm clumsy, too, but knowing this I try to be more careful, not him, he used to break stuff all the time, thankfully most of it was his. Hope your plants recover; this may sound odd, but my grandmother had a large potted Boson fern when I was a kid and it used to get upended on a regular basis when we kids would be playing and rushing about. Each time we knocked it over my grandmother would re-pot it and it seemed to grow even thicker afterwards, though at odd angles; hopefully yours will grow thicker as well, if not at the odd angles of the fern.
Here's hoping your eyes are feeling better soon and that the tick nickers find some other stuff to nick. Feel free to send em my way, I have some lovely items up this time around that could always use more bids or nicks or both.
Cheers and the good stuff,