Italian joke :)

[shabbird]

Not sure how much words will be censured.. LOL

(Read with an Italian Accent)

"I am an Italiano. One day ima gonna L.A. to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go
down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two ****es toast. She brings
me only one ****. I tella her I want two ****. She say go to the toilet. I say
you no understand, I wanna two **** onna my plate. She say you better no
**** onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call
me sonna ma bitch."

"Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon
and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna
fock. I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you
better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch."

"So I go back to my room ina hotel, and there is no ****s onna my bed. I call
the manager and tella him I wanna ****. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you
no understand. I wanna **** on my bed. He say you better not **** onna bed,
you sonna ma bitch."

"I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say, 'Peace on you.' I say ****
on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy!"

[slinkyri]

LOL I've got that on a tea towel shabby

[eleyne81]

Its been made into a song as well sons got it on a clubland album here.

[emma5721]

PMSL


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[shabbird]

First time ive heard it.. was LOL

[eleyne81]

For any one who is interested its called pizzaman and is on the clubland xtreme album sung by cisco kid its really funny.