A Farmer in Yorkshire see's a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts,
"Ey up cock! Tha dun wanna be drinkin watta frm theer,
it's full o hoss **** an cow ****e".
The bloke says "I from london can you speak bit slower please".
The Farmer replies "If - you -use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!!!!!
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