Last night as I lay sleeping
Cosy in my warm soft bed,
People came and nicked my ticks
Left a line of crosses red.
Was it Trish, Thebeddingman?
Meebo, Sarge, HerMaj or Ron?
Not my cuz across the pond?
Was it Hurry'4it's gone?
Maybe it was all of you?
Didn't look, I didn't care.
Rushed to get my green ticks back,
Leave them be now- it's not fair!
Here is my advice to you
During days of Y.D.C.
Do not rest or go to sleep
Eat or drink or have a pee!