I smile at this message I got from a seller in China. The grammar is straight from chinese:
Welcome the store that you arrive at me! I sell a picture up this beautiful item now, your seeing it is such special with beauty, if you like it, don't miss it, biding to own it now! I will promise after provide the service of the superior quality with sell for you, is the shopping store that you have a satisfaction!


It is just that I would like to add some tail end messages in other languages to my listings and I think my grammar may be nearly as off as this example.