Sung to the tune of "Fresh Prince of Bel Air"
Found on Facebook and reproduced with kind permission
Ode to an Atheist
"Now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped turned upside down,
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became an atheist in a town called Montclair
In Southern California born and raised
In the Inland Valley church is where I spent most of my days
chillen out, prayin, relaxin all cool
worshiping a god like a theistic fool
When a couple of girls who were a bit rash
started making trouble in my bible study class
I got in one little debate and they got scared
and said "You are going to hell to live in eternal despair!"
I stormed out of class and I never went back
The book that they called the "bible" was no longer fact.
If anything I could say this book was rotten to the core
But I thought "eh forget it I dont care anymore"
Since that day forward it was April 8th
I yelled to the sky "Yo "god" smell you later"
In a place of enlightenment I was finally there
and now I am a baby eating heathen in a town called Montclair!"