The ladies will like this... the men?

[poppa501]

BLONDE MEN.....................not gray, but blonde

> Two blonde men found three live grenades. They decided to take them to
> the nearest police station. The younger blonde asked: "What if one
> explodes before we get there?" The older answered, "Then we'll just
> lie and say we found only two."

> Someone told the blonde man, "Christmas is on Friday this year." He
> replied, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

> A woman phoned the blonde man next door and said, "Close your curtains
> the next time you have sex with your wife. The whole street watched
> you yesterday afternoon." To which he replied: "The joke's on you. I
> wasn't even home then."

> A blonde man was in the shower when his wife shouted: "Did you find
> the shampoo?" He yelled back, "Yes, but I'm confused. It's meant for
> dry hair. Mine's wet."

> A blonde man showed his goldfish to the vet and said, "I think it's
> got epilepsy." The vet responded, "It looks calm enough to me." The
> blonde man added, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."

> A blonde man spied a letter lying on his doormat. The envelope said,
> "DO NOT BEND." So he spent the next two hours trying to figure out how
> to pick it up.

> A blonde man phoned frantically, "My wife's contractions are only two
> minutes apart!" The doctor asked, "Is this her first child?" "No!" he
> shouted, "This is her husband!"

> A blonde man was driving drunk. Suddenly he swerved to avoid a tree,
> then another, then another. A cop quickly pulled him over. The blonde
> told the officer about all the trees in the road. The cop admonished,
> "That's your air freshener swinging about!"

> A blonde man's dog went missing. His wife suggested "Why don't you put
> an ad in the paper?" So he did. Two weeks later, with the dog is still
> missing, his wife asked, "What did you put in the paper?" He
> replied..."Here boy!"

> A blonde man was in jail. A guard looked in his cell and saw him
> hanging by his feet. The guard asked the obvious, "What are you
> doing?" The blonde said, "Hanging myself." The guard explained, "The
> noose should be around your neck." The blonde added, "I tried that,
> but then I couldn't breathe."

> An Italian tourist asked the blonde man: "Why do scuba divers always
> fall backwards off their boats?" The blonde replied: "If they fell
> forward, they'd still be in the boat."

[KAYS6912]

Hahahaha! Thank you! Fair brightened up my evening! pmsl!

[meebo1]

What a pleasant change