Does Santa Exist

[vimes]

If you want him to ...

http://beebo.org/smackerels/yes-virginia.html

Explanation in the New York Sun newspaper - 1897

[emma5721]

oh but he does believe me i saw him in uxbridge shopping centre and he gave me a glinty look lol.............tis true for sure!!!!

[traceymole]

absolutely, i saw the real one at the garden centre last week

[minkyrra]

oh, well in that case.....





















Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

[minkyrra]

oh forgot to add..... about those checks (cheques) i can only accept sterling drawn on a bank with a uk address

but postal orders are acceptable

[thehoneyant]

Well someone eats the mince pie I leave, and drinks the
Whiskey tot.

[Apollo2003]

He does this year .... but that Atkins diet he's on, he ain't gonna be here next year ...... never seen him so skinny than he was at our Asda this year

[emma5721]

that was melboy lol trying scrounge few coppers off peeps

[slinkyri]

Yes of course he does

[gothica]

No he doesnt (either that or ive been a really bad girl this year)


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