Twas the night before Christmas

[abitofvarious]

"Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was p*ssed.

He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.

Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.


I have a good mind to scrap the whole works !


I've busted my a$$ for damn near a year.


Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?


The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.


The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight


Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.


Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.


And just when I thought that things would get better


Those a$$holes from the IRS sent me a letter,


They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny


Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?


And the kids these days--they all are the pits


They want the impossible--Those mean little sh*ts


I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds


Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads


I made a ton of you yo yo's--No request for them! ,


They want computers and robots..they think--I'm IBM !


Flying through the air...dodging the trees


Falling down chimney's and skinning my knees


I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment


I"ll sit on my fat a$$ and draw unemployment.


There's no Christmas this year, now you know the reason,


I found me a redhead.


I'm going SOUTH for the season!

[PATRIOT73]

it was the nite b4 christmas
n santa had big bone in his kegz for mrs claus

[shabbird]