NHS in a mess

[Rednosty]

NHS COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
"Hello." "Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory.
When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs.Sanders.
"Normally we can, but the NHS will only pay for these expensive tests once."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The NHS Helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't give him a good time"

[Rednosty]

Little Johnny strikes again



The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.



Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm and we all saw his pet sheep.

It was fascinating.'



The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating'.



Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'



The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'



Little Johnny raised his hand.. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate',

so she called on him for his offering.



Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasin eight.'



The teacher sat down and cried

[sucadot]

lol! I wonder if little Johnny will go to work for the NHS

[suesjools]

LMAO!

Best wishes for many sales to all,

[RonOne]

Not quite sure were the "NHS in a mess" comes into this thread,
But I liked the Humour.
I supose Red likes to fascinate us with his wit.