Baptizing a drunk :)
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze.
Where upon he asks the drunk, "are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk answers, "yes, I am."
So the preacher grabs the drunk and dunks him in the water. The preacher pulls the drunk up and asks him, "brother have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "no, I haven't found Jesus?"
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks the drunk into the water again, but for a little longer. He again pulls the drunk out of the water and asks, "have you found Jesus, my brother?"
The drunk again answers, "no, I haven't found Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wits end, so he dunks the drunk into the water again, but this time he holds the drunk down for a few minutes. When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asked the drunk again, "for the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk wipes his eyes, catches his breath and asks the preacher, "are you sure this is where he fell in?"
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