World's shortest books

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates



THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama


MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
by Tiger Woods


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore



MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton


THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry


TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE ...
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell


GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson


THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson


HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
Logical Reasons Why America Should Allow
Foreigners To Sneak In Illegally
and Give Them Welfare And Food Stamps
by Barack Obama and Barbara Boxer



AND
JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
by Nancy Pelosi

[KAYS6912]

Hahaha! Absolute BELTERS! Love those and hope you don't mind if I nick them to send them on! Particularly like the latter two! Sounds like some of the numbnuts in UK could've written them!

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Hahaha! Absolute BELTERS! Love those and hope you don't mind if I nick them to send them on! Particularly like the latter two! Sounds like some of the numbnuts in UK could've written them!

Nick away, I nicked them myself.

[Spyder1942]

The last human on earth heard the doorbell ring

[Pink_Panther]

The last human on earth heard the doorbell ring

Bailiffs!

[Anniemcc2]

[suesjools]

LMAO! Love these!

Best wishes for many sales to all,