How about some Rodney Dangerfield
My wife...she wants to make love in the back seat of the car...she wants me to drive!
I bought my kids a bow and arrow set for christmas. They bought me a shirt with a target on it!
Hundreds of Classic Rodney one liners please add to the list!
Re: How about some Rodney Dangerfield
LOL!Now there was one funny dude.
Best wishes for many sales to all,
Re: How about some Rodney Dangerfield
A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home!
Re: How about some Rodney Dangerfield
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
Don't walk in front of me..I may not follow-don't walk behind me..I may not lead-just walk beside me and be my friend.
Albert Camus
PERSONAL RECORD SET
27hours 30minutes without sleep
Re: How about some Rodney Dangerfield
I was making love to this girl and she started crying I said, 'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate myself now.'
Re: How about some Rodney Dangerfield
LMAO!
Best wishes for many sales to all,
Re: How about some Rodney Dangerfield
My wife uses me for sex. Last night she used me to time an egg.
Soft boiled
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