Can I ??

[Pink_Panther]

You wimmen are using the fact that you are wimmen to your advantage!!!!

I suppose am gonna have to cross-dress and curtsy too

That's gotta be worth a bag of jelly babies!Attachment 21346

[Saturdayat3]

I suppose am gonna have to cross-dress and curtsy too

What some people are willing to do just for sweets is amazing

[MagnetsAndHangers]

What some people are willing to do just for sweets is amazing

Sweets? Plural?

heck I was gonna do it for one jelly baby!

[HerMajesty]

Originally Posted by KAYS6912
Hi Paul - welcome to eBid. And like the greedy wee toerags before me, this greedy wee gimpet wants to sample the merchandise too! That is, AFTER Her Majesty (who is obviously NOT a greedy wee toerag)! (Curtsies and grovels)!

You wimmen are using the fact that you are wimmen to your advantage!!!! ...And your point is??????????????????????? signed, with love and kisses, HM

I suppose am gonna have to cross-dress and curtsy too

Thanks, Kays - greedy wee gimpets are fine on Fridays. Thanks for not calling me a greedy wee toerag (whatever that is, it doesn't sound very posh).I will leave you some goodies. And a cute butler. And I do love the grovel, babe!! Way to win friends and influence royalty!!!
Now Mags - this cross-dressing and curtsy business has to stop; if you want sweets, you have to think outside the box - do something different than normal. I know it will take awhile to come up with what that could be, because your normal is.......ah.....not OUR normal.

[cheaver]

Ma'am, having seen what this Gentle Squire is prepared to do for sweets may I ask permission to lock up my rock?

[HerMajesty]

Of course. You'd better lock up unicorn, too.

[cheaver]

Thank you Ma'am but Unicorn has his ermine muffs and blinkers on this evening so he is quite safe.
Rock is now hidden in Unicorn's hay. If any Esquires go snooping Unicorn will make sure to do to him what he does normally to his hay when he laffs.

[Pink_Panther]

Of course. You'd better lock up unicorn, too.

I'd have said 'lock up your daughters'.

But a unicorn?

[cheaver]

He is too gentle a soul to witness cross dressers.

[Tiskets]

Thank you Ma'am but Unicorn has his ermine muffs and blinkers on this evening so he is quite safe.
Rock is now hidden in Unicorn's hay. If any Esquires go snooping Unicorn will make sure to do to him what he does normally to his hay when he laffs.

Besides, I have already got first refusal on the rock, haven't I cheaver, I have, I have, or I squeam and squeam until I'm sick. (my middle names are Violet Elizabeth) and I lose all my sweets on YDC. Take pity, please...