The A-Z of getting older

[Rednosty]

A's for arthritis;B's the bad back,C's the chest pains,perhaps car-di-ac D is for dental decay and decline,E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!F is for fissures and fluid retention,G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.


H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;I for incisions with scars you can show.J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,K is for knees that crack when they bend.L 's for libido, what happened to sex?M is for memory, I forget what comes next.N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!


P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!Qis for queasy, is it fatal or flu?R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.


S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!U is for urinary; troubles with flow;V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.


W for worry, now what's going 'round?X is for X ray, and what might be found.Yfor another year I'm left here behind,Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!


I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!


HAVE A GREAT DAY !

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[suesjools]

LOL! Good one.

Best wishes for many sales to all,

[cheaver]

This is brilliant - sums it up well! Thanks Red.

[billsstamps]

You missed a key alphabet description for older men.

V for viagra, just see him go,

[suesjools]

You missed a key alphabet description for older men.

V for viagra, just see him go,

LMAO! Bf is going to love this one.

Best wishes for many sales to all,

[billsstamps]

You missed a key alphabet description for older men.

V for viagra, just see him go,

L 's for Levitra, for over-age sex?

Being more realistic. My doctor doesn't prescribe Viagra any more.

[DZAMBO]

Does anyone here want to set The A-Z of a little Younger ot that…heh…

[arms87]

B's the bad back
C's the chest pains
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
W for worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.

All those I have, there's no hope for me, what's next? I'm only 23.

[billsstamps]

All those I have, there's no hope for me, what's next? I'm only 23.

H is hypochondria, I'm dying, I know

[DZAMBO]

B's the bad back
C's the chest pains
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
W for worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.

All those I have, there's no hope for me, what's next? I'm only 23.

Are you drinking….?
Are you Smoking any ‘’kind’’…?
Are you eat Fast Food….?
Are you working…?
Are you playing video games many hours a day….?
Are you playing video games many hours a night…?
Are you using Cell phone 23 hours a day….?
Are you using Credit Card instead of own money…?