Time for a laff me thinks

[craig7501]

I went for an Indian last night and a man next to me collapsed at the table and went head first into his curry.
'Is he dead?' I asked the waiter ,
"No" he said "he's just gone into a Korma"

[ejean9]

lol..

[MagnetsAndHangers]

I went for an Indian last night and a man next to me collapsed at the table and went head first into his curry.
'Is he dead?' I asked the waiter ,
"No" he said "he's just gone into a Korma"

Thought you were saving for a bike for your daughter.

[craig7501]

Got deposit paid on bike mags, the above was a joke.

[RonOne]

Your getting better, but don't give up your day job.

[PATRIOT73]

Your getting better, but don't give up your day job.

i hate to see his worse

pork chop at jewish wedding

[craig7501]

A driver was pulled over for driving the wrong way down a one way street, the officer said "Sir, you do know this is a one way street", driver say's "yes officer, I was only going one way", officer say's "did you not see the arrows?", driver say's "arrows? I never saw the indians"

[hypn0t0ad]

A driver was pulled over for driving the wrong way down a one way street, the officer said "Sir, you do know this is a one way street", driver say's "yes officer, I was only going one way", officer say's "did you not see the arrows?", driver say's "arrows? I never saw the indians"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SK0QyHcCIw

[MagnetsAndHangers]

the above was a joke.

Oh.

joke (jk)n.1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story

Ha.