A Haunted Castle

[iwiw60]

A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old castle.

At the end of the tour, the guide asks her how she enjoyed it. She admits to being a bit worried about seeing a ghost in some of the dark cobwebby rooms and passages.

"Don't worry," says the guide. "I've never seen a ghost all the time I've been here."

"How long is that"? asks the girl.

"About three hundred years."

[HerMajesty]

VERY Clever!!!!! thanks!!! made me grin!

[maroy41]

Good one.

[foxescome]

Having some good laughs today ~ keep them coming....

Too much doom & gloom so these are most welcome ~ thank you )

[ejean9]

lol..lol

[sparkdeco]

nice one lol

[Spyder1942]

Nice one.Years ago we lived in a top floor flat above a shop that had access away from ours.We had a large space under the stairs and after a gig the band would store their gear there.One night after a gig i saw at the top a the stairs a woman a long skirt and a high knecked blouse looking down at me .After a couple of seconds she dissapeared.The band said i had to much to drink.But over a period of time the rest of the band saw her.Funny thing was it was never scary.Just as if every so oftern she would pop out to see if we was ok.She always left us with a warm feeling.

[Spyder1942]

any other ghosts