Originally Posted by
damian_steele
I'm still upset that David's psychotic turn didn't lead to him moving on from pretending to open up on the street with an automatic rifle of some description to actually putting most of those annoying old whingers out of both their and our misery.
I find the thought of David blasting his way up and down the street in a Terminator-esque/ this-is-a-Hollywood-gun-with-at-least-four-thousand-rounds-of-ammo-in-it-so-it-will-not-need-to-be-reloaded-until-we-wish-to-make-a-point-of-doing-so-for-the-sake-of-the-incredibly-weak-script fashion (complete with badly dubbed fake explosion sound effects and poorly animated imitation fireballs) before declaring in his strangely squeaky man/boy voice "I'll be back!", to be quite appealing.
But alas and alack,the writers of Coronation Street rarely pander to the tastes and desires of the likes of me.
I wonder why?