Not many people know this ...

[CarnoustieCats]

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for yourtea.

It doesn't enhance your sexual performance
but it does stop your biscuit from going soft.

[ejean9]

i ;prefer the eye drops..makes u look hard

[PATRIOT73]

groans

[ejean9]

groans

before or after you dunk your biscuit

[MagnetsAndHangers]

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."

The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore. I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

[islandbuckman]

You have heard that Tiger Woods, the great golfer, has had a number of lucrative endorsement deals canceled due to his sexual shenanigans. A drug company has approached him with an offer to endorse their latest drug. The drug is called Tiagra.

[CarnoustieCats]

love them all