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Thread: They do have Blondes in Canada

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    Default They do have Blondes in Canada

    As a North Bay trucker stops for a red light on Highway.11, a Blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his Truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the Window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

    The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.

    As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,
    "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

    Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

    All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.
    The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

    When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says,............

    "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in CANADA , and I'm driving the F*** ING SALT TRUCK........"
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    pmsl - again!!!
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    that joke is like u,,,,,,,,,,,prehistoric
    id say stik to ur dj job........but u abit ifffy at that too
    "WALKING IS DEFINITELY OVERRATED"

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    .... and a Happy Christmas to you Jay. C'mon give us a big kiss under the mistletoe, then I can give you my cold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fossy View Post
    .... and a Happy Christmas to you Jay. C'mon give us a big kiss under the mistletoe, then I can give you my cold.
    bah ruddi humbug:
    "WALKING IS DEFINITELY OVERRATED"

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    So you dont want a snotty snog then......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fossy View Post
    So you dont want a snotty snog then......
    errrrrrrrrrrrrr wat u recon:

    n blow ur nose u dribblin
    "WALKING IS DEFINITELY OVERRATED"

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    Quote Originally Posted by PATRIOT73 View Post
    errrrrrrrrrrrrr wat u recon:

    n blow ur nose u dribblin

    Thats what a moustache is for.
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