It's the way you tell em

[Rednosty]

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I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?

I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.

When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids. Took her out with one punch...

My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed. "It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me.

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about Sex at that age."
"Curious about Sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her appendix out!"

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?

I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

[Rubysafira]

Stick to your day job. LOL

[ejean9]

lol Red..

[Teddyrose54]

Any thread that makes you laugh has to be good~

[craig7501]

It's true what people say, you shouldn't shoplift, I tried it and put my back out, the shop was just far too heavy to lift.

[olivia8143]

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A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about Sex at that age."
"Curious about Sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her appendix out!"

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?

ROFL These two made my day!