Caption Competition

[razamakaz]

Here's one for you! LOL

[shabbird]

Dont mess with me. Im all wound up

[astral276]

Always disconnect the packaging machine from the mains before attempting to clear a jam.

[ejean9]

Hannibal Lector has nothing on me !!

[razamakaz]

So funny!

[damian_steele]

He shouldn't have told that postman where he should stick his letter.

[kengillam]

I used to be in a band

[poppa501]

I think I found the problem with your phone line!

Love to all
Poppa

[klj]

I always hated my ears. Until I tried ear-away, I wouldn't leave my home. Now look at me! I can go everywhere! No more pesky ears sticking out. I'm all smiles now.

[ChameleonSystems]

This new diet aid from those wonderful Bonko people: Band Aid. It's great! it stops me from eating too much and prevents my face from exploding! I feel like singing, I'm so happy!


Side effects may be experienced by some people:

Others might laugh at you, ignore this the embarrassment is worth it.
A few people have reported a stinging burning feeling in the face, this will of course fade with time (usually after your face goes numb).
A few people report a tendency to climb onto platforms in front of crowds of people and sing Queen songs, in places like pubs, parks etc.
In a few cases people have reported a tendency to shout and swear at people in an Irish accent.