Me jacket tattie just caught fire!

[Rubysafira]

Stab it a few times? . . . Stab it a few times did you say!

I subjected that tattie to a frenzied attack with a steak knife! I stabbed it in every eye ,front,back and sides.

It was oozing tattie juice as I laid it to rest in the microwave!

It became a tattered tot.

[Pink_Panther]

No it became hot n heavy and uncontrollable!

[CarnoustieCats]

Tonight I had mashed tatties for tea - no microwave involved just in case

[ejean9]

i made piripiri chicken..no micro required..