Hello everyone,
I just wanted to say a big thanks to anyone who has placed a bid for me so far
My current owner says it looks like I'm set for a hot date with someone called Rosemary. Apparently she's pretty tasty and my owner thinks we'll get on great together so I can't wait to meet her!
My owner has told me how important it is to make a good impression on a first date and to be clean and presentable. He has been kind enough to prepare a special 'sheep dip' for me which he says will help make me smell great.
Here I am just a few minutes ago getting ready for my sheep dip...
My owner said the sheep dip just needs a few more minutes to get up to the right temperature and in the meantime he asked me to pass on this message:
"Only those familiar with the KT can help
save me from the KT. Otherwise it'll be dinner with fava beans and a nice Chianti."
I'm not sure who this KT is but I hope that means more to you than it does to me
Anyway, bye for now...I've got to get ready for my hot date!
Lots of love,
Shaun xxx