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Thread: MJ verus my neighbour

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    Default MJ verus my neighbour

    The man next door is getting on my nerves.

    All day in gale force winds he's been out there, singing.

    And he can't sing to save his life.

    He's wearing skimpy shorts, and a silly grin.

    I woulnd't mind,but he keeps looking in here, to see if I am looking at him.

    So I've turned on Michael Jackson's cd, and the louder he sings the louder MJ gets.

    That will teach him~

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    Quote Originally Posted by XCESSBAGGAGE View Post
    The man next door is getting on my nerves.

    All day in gale force winds he's been out there, singing.

    And he can't sing to save his life.

    He's wearing skimpy shorts, and a silly grin.

    I woulnd't mind,but he keeps looking in here, to see if I am looking at him.

    So I've turned on Michael Jackson's cd, and the louder he sings the louder MJ gets.

    That will teach him~
    LOL have you gat an admirer already LOL
    Keep up the music the louder the better & totally ignor him if he sees you looking he will think he is in with a chance LOL

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    Is he married Are you married ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by XCESSBAGGAGE View Post
    The man next door is getting on my nerves.

    All day in gale force winds he's been out there, singing.

    And he can't sing to save his life.

    He's wearing skimpy shorts, and a silly grin.

    I woulnd't mind,but he keeps looking in here, to see if I am looking at him.

    So I've turned on Michael Jackson's cd, and the louder he sings the louder MJ gets.

    That will teach him~
    LOL! He probably thinks you are enjoying his singing if you keep looking out at him.
    Now don't tell me your not, or you wouldn't know that he was looking, to see if you were looking at him. PMSL.
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    There does seem to be a certain breed of male that favours wearing shorts pulled up simon cowell stylie with sock and sandals. Yuck

    Then again MJ liked his jack ups and white socks

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    He's wearing the kind of shorts, that tells me, he will never be a father.

    A grin like a broken bridge and his singing would make small dogs howl.

    Other than that he is Mr Perfect~

    He's looking in again, must go and throw the washing up water out the window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FairMaiden View Post
    There does seem to be a certain breed of male that favours wearing shorts pulled up simon cowell stylie with sock and sandals. Yuck

    Then again MJ liked his jack ups and white socks

    OMG! So thats where hubby went. He told me he was visiting a mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by paintinglemonjane View Post
    OMG! So thats where hubby went. He told me he was visiting a mate.
    Does this "mate" like dogs and the view from their window

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    He has now taken to stepping back to admire his handy work, and bumping into my caravan at the same time.

    I've counted four bumps so far.

    Does this man know what I am capable of~

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