Polls, polls, polls, everywhere

[CrowlasCrafts]

Just thought I'd give this a bump to try and get the last 5 votes needed. (I already voted)

[mobymatt]

Day 6 in the great Cyberdosh votes for cash scandal and you could cut the tension with a blunt wooden implement.

As the vote count climbs slower than an arthritic pensioner going up Mt Everest in a quest to raise funds for a hip-replacement operation I am disappointed to see CrowlasCrafts is the latest member to lend support to NYKMedia. I think the glue from her beautiful handmade cards has obviously gone to her head and she's been seduced by the outrageous celebrity name-dropping from NYK's last post - well two can play that game!

This morning I have already had telephone messages of support from Prime Minister Gordon Brown, The Queen, Nelson Mandela and The Pope. My identical twin brother Brad Pitt and his mates Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom are giving away kisses to anyone who backs my "Just Say Nothing" campaign and Elton John is round here at the moment printing out the campaign t-shirts - bless him the love!

Ooops! Is that the time? Must dash, I've got to pick Kylie up from the hairdressers. Me and everyone mentioned above are off to this place for a spot of brunch....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs_sB...eature=related

[nykmedia]

Good morning, Sir 'Toadie', perhaps by midnight tomorrow you shall, indeed, be known as Sir 'Toadie' and your suspected predictions shall prove, beyond all doubt, that the masses who flood onto forums are losers with not an iota of interest in online auctions. Other, of course, than all those who opted to vote.

I'm off to a meeting with the Mayor, followed by lunch with the treasury department, to air my views on the 'cash for votes' scenario, a subject on which I have completely changed my opinion.

Until later,
Campaign manager of NYKland

PS: 5 votes short, that would be a very sad day for all concerned (barring yourself, of course.)

[kengillam]

There is a rumour circulating that the missing discs from the Inland Revenue are part of a campaign to blanket mail those listed for more support

[Racingbookshop]

Bumping the thread now too? This is more exciting than the Eurovision Song Contest! OK, that's not saying much, but only 3 more votes to relieve Hypnotoad of £30...go for it!

[mobymatt]

LOL Ken I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case. Initially I was shocked at the sneaky, underhand, duplicitous, two-faced, manipulative, muck-raking levels NYKMedia stooped to in order to win over votes until I realised NYKMedia was actually a woman and then it all slotted into place

HRMayson as NYK's Puppet On A String I give you douze points for effort and nil points for originality. Even with all the tactical Block Voting from the likes of the Isle of Skye and Balamory you're still short of the target...ha ha! I'm Making My Mind Up whether to have the Mixed Vegetable Chop Suey or the King Prawns in Black Bean Sauce when I Boom Bang A Bang down the door of the Chinese Takeaway on Friday with my hard-saved money

[Rednosty]

2 More needed Oh I havent got this excited since thomas was conceived and thats 4 1/2 years ago!

[nykmedia]

Dear 'Toadie',

After a long and taxing day spent in meetings and wading through the details of thousands and thousands (364,140 to be exact) of potential voters' details, it has finally been concluded that only 0.0214% of these have displayed the necessary credentials to meet our needs. I'm not for one minute suggesting that another 0.00008% cannot be found in time to produce a successful outcome to this challenge, but we have to keep in mind that when orgainising such a difficult event, preparation is everything. There was no preparation here, this was a spur of the moment decision to investigate a strange phenomenon.

I am still confident that the forthcoming results will speak for themselves and trust that you can hold off with the telephone order to your local takeaway for one more day whilst I double check my figures and ascertain the credibility of the other 99.9786% of forum users. Incredible!

On a slightly more positive note, the results here are actually ABOVE those sourced from elsewhere, so the final 3 votes, for me, WILL seriously influence a very important decision that has to be made soon

[CrowlasCrafts]

I am disappointed to see CrowlasCrafts is the latest member to lend support to NYKMedia. I think the glue from her beautiful handmade cards has obviously gone to her head

I reallly dooon't knaaw whaat yer meenz. Der ya like this wone?

[hutchieslady]

it is true half the population ae scotts have red hair n freckles, myself fae instance and as fae david sneddon in a kilt where is he i wannie see him noo!!!!