Sperm donor Crisis

[Rednosty]

No funnies please as this effects peoples Lifes!
Did you know there was a crisis. All those couples out there waiting for a donor....Apparantly The law has changed and Sperm donars are not allowed to be Anynomus any more this is putting donors of......(Any one just see BBC3) This means if you donate then the child is allowed to find the father when they are 18.....Apparently theres now only ONE donor in Scotland and there was ZERO in Nothern Ireland...There is a need for I think it was about 600 donors throughout the country and theres now about 240 odd...This applies to Frozen sperm and there are people out there selling Fresh sperm..(Merlins Shop! LOL)...But think about it someone donates and its sent by Courier to the door of the Couple wanting it? ermmmmm What about aids etc......Frozen sperm is checked....Also to donate you cant have sex for three days and you have to donate twice a week for six months (so the Wifes Happy!).....

[swopmebob]

Red....you sure.........amazing......

[Fossy]

SPERM DONORS WANTED

Only ambidextrous men with STRONG wrists need apply.

All applicants will be required to come for an interview.

Note: job carries a risk of RSI.





Only joking of course, this could be quite serious for some people and as Rednosty said there needs to be checks made on the donors, not only for aids, but also any other genetic disorders that could come out in children. I know this for certain as a genetic disorder I have was passed onto my son, despite taking genetic counselling etc at the time (30+ years ago). Now I would assume there are tests that can be carried to see if problems can be passed on.

[Rednosty]

Well the comedian who was host of the program came up with the tag line......wait for it...........




Do you give a Toss for Britain............So he tried to ask the top polititions if they would donate and Tony Blair Doesnt give a toss!

[Rednosty]

Red....you sure.........amazing......

Well BOB are you donating (think of all those potential Watford fans!

And before you ask I dont think I can! As I have two Autistic Kids!

[swopmebob]

I wouldnt qualify Red on the no sex for three days before donation rule...pretty well booked up for the forseeable future.Sad bout ur kids,but can tell they are in good hands.....

[Fossy]

No good asking me either, I only fire blanks these days due to me having the chop after my son was born with congenital deformities. The only donor I'm good for is a kebab.

It hasn't stopped him though, he is currently the Manager of the Great Britain Wheel Chair Rugby Team and regularly plays both that and Wheel Chair Basketball at top league level.

Perhaps you can tell me, what do they mean in those Australian soaps when the girls talk about a real spunky guy? Perhaps they would make good donors?

[swopmebob]

Presumably fossy a real spunky guy......

[Rednosty]

No good asking me either, I only fire blanks these days due to me having the chop after my son was born with congenital deformities. The only donor I'm good for is a kebab.

It hasn't stopped him though, he is currently the Manager of the Great Britain Wheel Chair Rugby Team and regularly plays both that and Wheel Chair Basketball at top league level.

Perhaps you can tell me, what do they mean in those Australian soaps when the girls talk about a real spunky guy? Perhaps they would make good donors?

Was that the guy on the ITV Millionaire give away show?