>Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
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>If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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>Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
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>Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
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>Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
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>Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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>Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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>Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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>Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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>Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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>What is the speed of darkness?
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>If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be "twice as cold tomorrow", how cold will it be?
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>If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
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>Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
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>Do you cry under water?
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>How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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>Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
>to look at things on the ground?