I just bought a Nokia 3200 for my eldest (a precocious little madam whose 13th birthday is going to give me ulcers if the PMT gets any worse). Got it off The Other Side second hand. When it came, I tried to check it was in full working order, but of course being a clueless-on-modern-fangled-technology, I failed miserably.

She, however, took about 2 mins to get on the phone and work out what everything did. Which is when she started killing herself laughing. Me wondering what. Then she showed me some limericks which had been left on the phone which were leaving her in stitches. Most of which were including the words "f***", "c**t", "c*ck, and having a lot of sexual references. Needless to say, she found it very funny, I didn't.

Please, please, if you're flogging a phone, make sure there is nothing on there that is unsuitable for kids just in case, take off those porno pics your mate forwarded you, etc.

Moralising over....