Time for Christmas jokes

[moonwitch]

Advice needed:
My Billy's grandchildren keep finding their Christmas presents that have been hidden around their flat.

Someone suggested that their mum should just keep them in the shed
So she tried that last night, but their constant crying and whining kept her awake. All the “I’m afraid of the dark” or “I don't like it in here - there are spiders” really got on her nerves.

Any other suggestions?

(This was found on Facebook and adapted by me...This didn't really happen to Billy's Grandkids...lol)

[Posbear]

What's the best present to buy at Christmas? A broken drum, you just can't beat it.

Santa went speed dating and pulled a cracker.

Santa's favourite singer is Elfish Presley.

Santa won't go down chimneys any more because he has Claus-trophobia.




I'll get my coat........

[Anniemcc2]

[moonwitch]

YAY!,,,Been in stitches reading this thread

[cornishmaid1961]

[moonwitch]