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[PATRIOT73]

A man is in a hotel lobby. As he runs to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman and as he does, his elbow hits her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your ***** is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 243."

[cornishmaid1961]

I'm absolutely shocked, totally appalled ... hang on a minute while I make a copy to send to all my friends !

[suesjools]

LMAO!

Best wishes for many sales to all,

[PATRIOT73]

I'm absolutely shocked, totally appalled ... hang on a minute while I make a copy to send to all my friends !

u luv my jokes

[carolandjessica]

Ha ha ha...nice one

[Pink_Panther]

Well it's great to see your joke didn't go tits up!

[Fossy]

Well it's great to see your joke didn't go tits up!

Bummer....

[JanetB]

A man is in a hotel lobby. As he runs to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman and as he does, his elbow hits her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your ***** is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 243."

*Hahahahahahhaaa* Thanks for that!
Good start to my day.

(6.45am and drinking my first cuppa tea of the day)