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[tonyreddevil]

Are you having a Chinese meal from the local chippie/restaurant - 2 duck legs, open?

JR went to a newly opened Chinese restaurant and ordered 2 takeaway meals for us - he was asked ... "You want four" ?
"No - I want just the two" said JR.
The Chinese gentleman taking the order got very irate and screeched " Why you no speak Engreesh - you want four or spoo"?
After some time and much head scratching and conversational explanations - JR realised that the person taking his order was asking if he wanted a fork or a spoon .... he then got asked if he wanted rye or chips .... JR left.

no got 2 duck legs from the cold department in tesco for £2.99

[buttons-and-bows]

I come in here almost every day, just cause I don't talk doesn't mean I am not here I have to come in to keep my eye on trish cause she's naughty at times

[Tropical_Trish]

no got 2 duck legs from the cold department in tesco for £2.99

Tony, it was supposed to be a joke - 2 duck legs open - get it?
Maybe not.
Anyways, hope you enjoyed your meal - blimey that was cheap - £2.99?

You wouldn't get a sniff of a butchers apron around here for less than a fiver - we get charged London prices - but we do sniff out any offers that Tusco are offering ... we get most of our meat from here .... and yes, their sausages really are to die for .... people from many countries queue up to buy them
A quick PS: Michael Barber (one of the team shown in the photo) was a very good friend of ours and our girls when they were at Thomas Mills High School, Framlingham.
http://www.eadt.co.uk/news/top_award..._king_1_190964

[adruml]

I come in here almost every day, just cause I don't talk doesn't mean I am not here I have to come in to keep my eye on trish cause she's naughty at times

Thanks for that. Trish gets uncontrollable at times so the more you pop in the more behaved she is.

[adruml]

Tony, it was supposed to be a joke - 2 duck legs open - get it?
Maybe not.
Anyways, hope you enjoyed your meal - blimey that was cheap - £2.99?

You wouldn't get a sniff of a butchers apron around here for less than a fiver - we get charged London prices - but we do sniff out any offers that Tusco are offering ... we get most of our meat from here .... and yes, their sausages really are to die for .... people from many countries queue up to buy them
A quick PS: Michael Barber (one of the team shown in the photo) was a very good friend of ours and our girls when they were at Thomas Mills High School, Framlingham.
http://www.eadt.co.uk/news/top_award..._king_1_190964

What type of sausage?

[sherlock07]

Tony, it was supposed to be a joke - 2 duck legs open - get it?
Maybe not.
Anyways, hope you enjoyed your meal - blimey that was cheap - £2.99?

You wouldn't get a sniff of a butchers apron around here for less than a fiver - we get charged London prices - but we do sniff out any offers that Tusco are offering ... we get most of our meat from here .... and yes, their sausages really are to die for .... people from many countries queue up to buy them
A quick PS: Michael Barber (one of the team shown in the photo) was a very good friend of ours and our girls when they were at Thomas Mills High School, Framlingham.
http://www.eadt.co.uk/news/top_award..._king_1_190964

Is'nt that Tony on the far right queing for his duck legs. with carrier bag in hand

[adruml]

Is'nt that Tony on the far right queing for his duck legs. with carrier bag in hand

Only in your imagination.

[buttons-and-bows]

See what i mean

[Tropical_Trish]

Is'nt that Tony on the far right queing for his duck legs. with carrier bag in hand

No sherlock, it isn't.
He happens to be a very good friend of ours, the kind of bloke that knows everything and anything that you wish to ask - a very clever, astute and valued member of our community.
Please do not class or dismiss people who do not wear or have a designer bag in hand as second class citizens.
Your positive comments are welcomed ....

[suesjools]

LOL Trish! I'll have to remember that one to share with bf and my family, we all love salty (and juicy) humor.

Hey Buttons, welcome! Good to see you in here.

Cheers and beers,