Need some 'We Were So Poor...' Jokes

[Oldandintheway]

Ebay pay us fees.

That'll be the day!

[RatDog]

When I picked up a rock...momma said , " Son put that down we can't afford it " .

[damian_steele]

We were so poor that we started a dish washing service just so we could lick the plates clean.

[RatDog]

We were so poor that we started a dish washing service just so we could lick the plates clean.

Like it !

[damian_steele]

We were so poor that we had to borrow a dog costume and beg for scraps.

[damian_steele]

We were so poor that when people told "we were so poor" jokes, they'd compare themselves to us.

[damian_steele]

We were so poor that even squatters wouldn't move into our house.

[damian_steele]

Thank you so much everybody. I just wanted some new ones because it is our Walking Club Christmas Dinner and one of the after dinner 'games' around the table is always started by one of the members with his 'we were so poor...' and I was rapidly running out of responses. You've been a great help. I might manage to go on for longer now LOL.

When is the dinner?

Is there a cut-off date for replies?

[Tiskets]

Oh LOL Damian, you are a card!

The cut off date is in the future, and the future is wherever you want it to be.

[Fossy]

We were so poor that even squatters wouldn't move into our house.

There you go, boasting about a house again. We lived in the corner of the yard with nowt but a leafy branch for cover. The winters were difficult.