Need some 'We Were So Poor...' Jokes

[RatDog]

Maw & Paw had to face opposite directions and hook their elbows together,

just to make ends meet.

[Fossy]

I was pleased and excited when mum said we were getting SKY, then they sold the roof.

[BAGHAG999]

We never had a TV ,
On christmas day we use to walk to town and watch people eating in resturants then we would go to stand outside Currys to watch tv.

[Pink_Panther]

We were so poor we had to put mum into the Pawn shop.

Or summut like that

[BAGHAG999]

We were so poor Pick Pockets use to put a penny in my Dads pocket.

[billsstamps]

.......we Ate The Beans Outa Our Bean Bag Seats

..................the Only Time We Had Salad Was When Our Dad Cut The Grass.

.................our Rats Were On Welfare!!

............we Wore Hand Me Down From Our Roaches!!

.......for Our Vacation, We Went To The Travel Agency And Just Looked At The Brochures!!

........the Only Time We Showered Was When It Rained!!

............our Family Car Was A Huffy Bicycle.

.......for Xmas,we Would Fight Each Other To See Who Got The Bigger Pieces Of Coal !!

so Poor, We Ate Our Food Stamps !!

.....we Couldnt Afford Socks, So We Painted Our Ankles Blue.

[RatDog]

We'd leave the door unlocked so if a burglar came in he might lose some of his change.

[BAGHAG999]

We'd leave the door unlocked so if a burglar came in he might lose some of his change.

You had it easy we didnt have doors, just a bit of coal sack on top of our cardboard box.

[Fossy]

Ebay pay us fees.

[RatDog]

We had running water,
when we wanted water,
we went and ran for it.