Need some 'We Were So Poor...' Jokes

[Tiskets]

These are so much better than I could find on t'internet. Everytime I pop back on this thread I grin from ear to ear.

[Fossy]

We have to watch TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.

[craig7501]

We were so poor we had to sit in the snow to keep warm

[Tropical_Trish]

You're lucky. We didn't even have a mum. Dad used to dress up in drag and pretend to be a woman so we wouldn't miss out. (At least, that's what he told us.)

I almost died laughing at this - fell off my chair. Hilarious! Gotta wipe away the tears .... brilliant!

[Tropical_Trish]

We were so poor that we had to get our clothes from the army surplus stores!


<I hated going to school dressed as a Japanese Admiral>

Oh, enough, enough!
Me and OH have literally cried laughing at these.
Ribs are aching!

[damian_steele]

We were so poor we could only aspire to the free school meals.

[cheaver]

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We were so poor we couldn't aspire to free school meals and had to suck the school gates instead.

[damian_steele]

We were so poor we had to fight the foxes for the contents of bin bags.

[damian_steele]

We were so poor that the only bar dad could walk into was a metal one.

[Pink_Panther]

You're lucky. We didn't even have a mum. Dad used to dress up in drag and pretend to be a woman so we wouldn't miss out. (At least, that's what he told us.)

It eventually drove him mad!




They took him away in a TRANNY van!