Need some 'We Were So Poor...' Jokes

[Fossy]

I can remember my mum bringing me a cup of tea with no sugar, milk or tea. In fact we didnt even own a cup.

[damian_steele]

I can remember my mum bringing me a cup of tea with no sugar, milk or tea. In fact we didnt even own a cup.

You're lucky. We didn't even have a mum. Dad used to dress up in drag and pretend to be a woman so we wouldn't miss out. (At least, that's what he told us.)

[Fossy]

I got married young, just for the rice.

[damian_steele]

We were so poor it was all the wolf could do to keep us away from his door.

[damian_steele]

My friend was so poor that when he was a baby his mother would lift him up to feed him and his father would rent the pram out.

[damian_steele]

We were so poor that our front and back doors were on the same hinge.

[Pink_Panther]

We were so poor that we had to get our clothes from the army surplus stores!


<I hated going to school dressed as a Japanese Admiral>

[Tiskets]

Guys, you've made my day. Absolutely brilliant!

[BAGHAG999]

Think you all had it cushy.

[Fossy]

I went to mums one day for dinner and grabbed a paper plate, she said "Don't use the good china!"