Need some 'We Were So Poor...' Jokes

[Oldandintheway]

Well, ours was the boiled leather sole of a discarded boot - and that had to do all fifty six of us.

You lucky, lucky, ba*tards!
We couldn't afford discarded boots

[RatDog]

We were so poor our momma used to serve cereal with a fork.

[dardonboi]

We were so poor our momma used to serve cereal with a fork.

I just restarted an old thread that you need to check. I have been going to do this since you first signed up. Be sure to check the first page.

[Pink_Panther]

I was so poor I had to sell my sense of humour!

[Fossy]

Christmas dinner?

Christmas? Who or what is Christmas, It never happened in the part of the rubbish dump we lived in.

I was so poor I had to sell my sense of humour!

Dont expect you got much then? or did you pay them to take it away.......

[damian_steele]

Christmas? Who or what is Christmas.......

From what I hear Chris Mouse is that fat guy that sneaks down chimneys, snoops round the place, steals some food and drink and then dumps some small pieces of junk before slinking off again.

Of course, we were so poor we could only dream of having a chimney or even of having something to steal.

[Pink_Panther]

Dont expect you got much then? or did you pay them to take it away.......

That's not funny Fossy!

We were so so poor that Burglars used to break in and leave us stuff!

[Fossy]

That's not funny Fossy!

Shouldnt have sold it then........

[damian_steele]

.... so poor we couldn't afford whole sente ...

[mrsandman]

We were so poor we had to share a sentence