Need some 'We Were So Poor...' Jokes

[WiccaBasketUK]

we were so poor i had wooden wheels on my bike

[suesjools]

So poor we had to have my brother made in China

LMAO! These are great!

So poor I can't afford to pay attention.

Best wishes for many sales to all,

[somersethedge]

we were so poor i had wooden wheels on my bike

You HAD a bike you lucky s*d.... we were so poor all ten of us had to balance on a uni-cycle.... and it didn't even have a saddle

[Oldandintheway]

Well down here - we were so poor - it was our Father who taught us swimmin' (in a creek)

Of course the hard part was gettin' out of the hessian bag

[RatDog]

People saw us kicking a can down the street

and asked what we were doing…we said “Moving”.

[RonOne]

I was one of the lucky one's,
in the winter the chimney's were nice and warm.

[Juliebabe25]

We were so poor that we could not afford free listings on ebid.

We were so poor that we had to buy something on ebid to get the cardboard box it came in for an extra room.

[RatDog]

We made a hole in the kitchen wall, behind the cooker,

and we used to dip our bread in next door’s gravy!

[shabbird]

We were so poor that we had to hang the toilet paper out to dry.

[RatDog]

Wearing hand me downs wasn’t so bad ,

if only I would of had some brothers.