Need some 'We Were So Poor...' Jokes

[damian_steele]

There you go, boasting about a house again. We lived in the corner of the yard with nowt but a leafy branch for cover. The winters were difficult.

Well, I say "house", it was nothing more than a wide crack in the pavement, but it was a house to us!

[suesjools]

LOL!

Best wishes for many sales to all,

[Fossy]

Well, I say "house", it was nothing more than a wide crack in the pavement, but it was a house to us!

LOL!

Best wishes for many sales to all,

I think you crack Sue up.

[RonOne]

We were lucky I supose,
we shared a home with another family on a hill.
An Ant Hill.

[Fossy]

When we were hungry ants were a luxury and my mum said they were caviar.

[Pink_Panther]

When we were hungry ants were a luxury and my mum said they were caviar.

<this one is true>

When we used to ask mum what was for dinner she would say:
"Bees knees and Spiders ankles"


Sometimes she would say

"S**t with sugar on"

YUCKKY mummy!

[RatDog]

We were so poor we made chicken soup with the picture .

[Tiskets]

You were lucky Pink, when I asked my mother what there was to eat she would say 'Suck it and See'.

[Tiskets]

May father used to say 'bread and pullit' (get it!)

[Pink_Panther]

You were lucky Pink, when I asked my mother what there was to eat she would say 'Suck it and See'.

To be fair we never had the second one cos we were so poor we could't afford the sugar!