The Vicar and Sex
A school teacher met the local Vicar. She said, “You’re the very man I wanted to meet. Do you think you could come to the school next week and talk to my girls about sex?” He said, “I should be delighted.”
That evening, he wrote in his diary: “Speak to girls at St. Margaret’s about S… sailing.” He didn’t want to put in sex, in case his wife saw it and mocked him.
A fortnight later, the Vicar’s wife met the schoolmistress who remarked, “I can’t thank your husband enough for coming to talk to my girls.”
The Vicar’s wife said, “He was delighted. I can’t understand though why he chose that subject.
He’s only done it twice in his life. The first time it made him sick and the second time
his hat blew off.”