Clean Humor Thread

[wlcenterprises]

[Anniemcc2]

[Anniemcc2]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017...-january-2017/

[Oldandintheway]

A dumb blonde is watching the nightly news with her boyfriend, and the anchor reads a news item about two Brazilian men dying in a skydiving accident. She breaks out in tears, then hysterics, and is nearly inconsolable. Finally, her boyfriend calms her down, explaining that skydiving is inherently dangerous, and that these things happen. "ok" she sniffles, "but how many is a brazilian?"

[tony41]

A dumb blonde is watching the nightly news with her boyfriend, and the anchor reads a news item about two Brazilian men dying in a skydiving accident. She breaks out in tears, then hysterics, and is nearly inconsolable. Finally, her boyfriend calms her down, explaining that skydiving is inherently dangerous, and that these things happen. "ok" she sniffles, "but how many is a brazilian?"

I don't get this. Is it me or is it Aussie humour?

[sherlock07]

I don't get this. Is it me or is it Aussie humour?

Million, Billion, (Brazilian)

[Oldandintheway]

Million, Billion, (Brazilian)

Thanks sherlock!

[Oldandintheway]

A grasshopper goes into a bar and hops up to the bar. The barman says, “Hi, do you know we have a drink named after you”. The grasshopper says, “What, Kevin?”
boom boom…

[HerMajesty]

Good grief!! I had to read that three times...................lol!!! And I love them!!!!

[Oldandintheway]

Inauguration - What they really said!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA39mnI