Clean Humor Thread

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The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.

Talking to her about computer hardware I make my mother board.

Personal ads on the Internet are a kind of dater-processing.

Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.

Have you heard about that online origami store? It folded.

Mischievous lambs post their videos on Ewe Tube.

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Some newspaper howlers

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

Miners Refuse to Work After Death

Suspected Beer Thief Leaves Liquid Trail

Statistics Show Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25

One-Armed Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers

Man Married, Sentenced on Same Day

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

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One day, 3 men died and went to heaven. "Religion?" God's secretary asked the first man.
"Jewish," the man replied.
"Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8," the secretary said.

"Religion?" he asked the second man.
"Muslim."
"Go to room 10, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."

"Religion?" he asked the third man.
"Agnostic."
"Go to room 71, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."

"Why must I be quiet when I go past room 8?" the man asked.
The secretary replied, "Oh, the Catholics are in room 8, and they think that they are they only ones here."

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What do you call ....

.... a girl with a laptop on her head? Adele

a French man wearing sandals? Phillipe Follop.

a man with no shins? Tony.

a woman with a pole either side of her? Annette

a woman with a pint of lager balanced in one hand, a pint of bitter in the other and a pint of Guinness on her head? Beatrix

a man who’s not religious? Godfrey

a woman who throws her bills on the fire? Bernadette

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