Clean Humor Thread

[Anniemcc2]

Places I have and have not been.

I was in Credulous when I got this. I know it is hard to believe.

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not!

I have been in Deep**** many times; the older I get, the easier it is to get there.

[HerMajesty]

Those are fantastic! Thanks for the grins!

[suesjools]

LMAO! Love these.

Best wishes for many sales to all,

[hurryb4itsgone]

A Scotchman with the romantic name of Bruce Wallace made history at London's famous Scotland Yard shortly before the war. He actually demanded an interview with the head of the Yard to report that he had lost a shilling on Old Bond Street and that he had been unable to find it.

The Scotland Yard official fell into the spirit of the occasion and assured him that the entire London Police Force would be put on the job.

That night, as fate would have it, something went wrong with one of the gas pipes under Old Bond Street and fifty workmen were dispatched to locate the source of the trouble. They dug a ditch six feet wide straight across Old Bond Street, stopping traffic completely, of course, and exposing all the underground pipes to the open air.

Early in the morning, the bereaved Scotchman appeared on the scene, took one look at the repair work in progress, and shook his head with reluctant approval. "I must say one thing for the rascals," he admitted. "They're thorough."

[Mimistreasures2010]

These are so col. Bring on more.

[Mimistreasures2010]

now that explains alot.

[Anniemcc2]

This will drive you crazy - if you aren't already

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it!

[HerMajesty]

HA! Was driving myself nuts trying it. BUT there IS a way.............start the numeral six from the place you would normally end it.....at the top of the circle!!

[hurryb4itsgone]

This will drive you crazy - if you aren't already

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it!

And if that didn't ... pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time ... no problem, right? Now without changing hands ... rub your head and pat your stomach.

[Anniemcc2]

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