PMS ? ? ?
- Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
- You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
- The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
- Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
- Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
- Inanimate objects get on your nerves.
- You're counting down the days until menopause.
- You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
- The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
- You dump the pretzels out of the bag, and eat the salt.
-While simultaneously eating a gallon of ice cream.
- You cry at commercials one minute, and contemplate assault the next.