Clean Humor Thread

[RatDog]

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said,

'Remember, son , if you ever need a helping hand , you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

[HerMajesty]

These are great!! Thanks!

[buttons-and-bows]

seconded I look forward to reading them each day

[BAGHAG999]

Always look forward to my daily chuckle.

[RatDog]

These are great!! Thanks!

seconded I look forward to reading them each day

Always look forward to my daily chuckle.

U'alls Welcome - glad you enjoy . Have a Great Day .

[meebo1]

Just caught up on yesterday. It's a great start of the day

[Anniemcc2]

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[RatDog]

Our six-year-old daughter, Terra, has a need to ask
questions...lots of questions.
Finally, one day, my wifehad it.

"Have you ever heard that curiosity killed the cat?" my
wife asked.

"No," replied Terra.

"Well, there was a cat, and he was very inquisitive. And
one day, he looked into a big hole, fell in, and died!"

Wide-eyed, Terra whispered: "What was in the hole?"

[RatDog]

In my senior year I reluctantly took a required psychology
course. The first day, the professor commented on each
student's major, trying to provoke a response. It was
working - some students were becoming defensive. When it was
my turn, I told him I was a music major.

"So," asked my professor, "what does your father think of
you wasting your education to study music?"

"He's just thankful," I shot back, "that I didn't go into
psychology."

[RatDog]

I childproofed my house , but they still get in.