Clean Humor Thread

[poppa501]

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins found on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow"


"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Then they kick him in the ice hole."

[sucadot]

lol Poppa - I was believing it!

[RatDog]

"I'd like the number for Jennifer Smith in Richmond, Virginia," the young man said to the 411 operator.

"There are multiple listings for Jennifer Smith in Richmond, Virginia," the operator said. "Do you have a street name?"

The young man hesitated a moment, "Well,some people call me Bubba."

[Tiskets]

You should be on the Television! Brilliant jokes.

[RatDog]

You should be on the Television! Brilliant jokes.

[Oldandintheway]

[RatDog]

I Like that ! Thanks for Posting .

[sucadot]

There are three ways to get something done - do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.


A vest is something a boy wears when his mother feels cold.


Why do parents always take their children to supermarkets to smack them ?


A little girl goes to her local library to take out a book entitled Advice for Young Mothers. 'Why do you want a book like that?' asks the librarian.

The girl replies, 'because I collect moths.'

[RatDog]

One of my college friends asked a group of us for advice on organizing his final report for the year.

"Why don't you use Roman numerals to head the different sections?" , another
friend suggested.

"I already thought of that," he replied.

"But my keyboard doesn't have Roman numerals on it."

[RatDog]

We visited our newly married daughter, who was preparing her first Thanksgiving dinner.

I noticed the turkey thawing in the kitchen sink with a dish drainer inverted over the bird.

I asked why a drainer covered the turkey.

Our daughter turned to my wife and said, “Mom, you always did it that way.”

“Yes,” my wife replied, “but you don’t have a cat!”