Clean Humor Thread

[Mandart]

Revised supermarket parking bays...

[FalonTowers]

[cambrensis]

Get ready to groan....I had to!


One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah, I want you to make me a new Ark and this time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other".

"20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"


The reply came back:"this time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers.


"Fish?", queries Noah.


"Yes, fish. . .well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!"


"Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether.


God replies: "I've always wanted a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".

[cambrensis]

​I'm off to Mass now....have to apologise....!!

[cambrensis]

I think my apology was accepted.....

[FalonTowers]

[ebidewithme]

It's an American peppermint sweet. No danger.

[Policequilts]

lol -



Your "pill" is upside down.

It's PEZ candy

[FalonTowers]

It's an American peppermint sweet. No danger.

This is the humour thread. Did you get lost? lol

[cambrensis]

lol -

Your "pill" is upside down.

It's PEZ candy

Even I could read that and I have only one eye working!! Abbreviation of German PfeffErminZ. Originally Viennese then went to the US in 50s now here - as if we don't have enough!